# N O B L A N K B R A I N S
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Hello Earthlings... or should I say 'Fellow Earthlings' as I have
now taken up residence on this fine planet. My consciousness has
travelled the universe and found corporeal form with the help of a
human named Kurt Browning. This solid form I now exist in took
shape slowly starting as a blank brain-like sculpture and emerging
as a combination of his love of most space-themed TV shows and
some leftover skate blades he used to skate shows with. Canadian
Tire seems to have provided many of my added features and he
meticulously painted me while watching Netflix. I know my existence will help humanity and it
was hard for him to give me up. I also love that he named me Sarabellum and I will miss the long
hours of time we spent together. Oh, if you take off my glasses and look deep into my eyes you
will find your own soul. Live long and prosper!
Browning was a four-time Canadian figure skating champion and four-time World Champion.
He represented Canada in three Winter Olympics, 1988 (finishing 8th overall), 1992 (6th)
and 1994 (5th), and was given the privilege of carrying the Canadian flag during the opening
ceremonies of the 1994 Games in Lillehammer, Norway.
SARABELLUM
BY KURT BROWNING
